Highlights from Baby, I Don't Care

Like reading one side of a series of conversations from a Great Gatsby party guest. A great book of poetry for someone who “doesn’t like poetry” (which I mean as a compliment).

Discovered via Sonia’s Poem of the Week email

Some Verses From Baby, I Don’t Care by Chelsey Minnis 📚

from Bargaining
Yes, the loathsome groove of money!

Let me tell you about love.
We’ll be paying installments for the rest of our lives.

from Business
There’s a pretty good chance I love you,
but I’ll have to take it up with my board of directors.

from Philosophizing
Don’t kill someone with a paperweight.
Kill them with a paper
that has a heavy poem on it.

from Greatness
The only real disgrace is the refusal to believe in or listen to your fellow man! Somebody better kiss me when I say that.